This week, Selsby Corps favorite snack is: The Plate of Harmony! This recipe was taken from Emeril’s private collection- he enjoys private cooking sessions with The Selsby. Emeril’s Plate of Harmony includes: baked beans (maple & bacon), two giant ¾ lb. beef burgers, cheddar cheese (may substitute for blue or the like), onion rings, tomato, more onion rings, more tomato, ketchup, mustard, and topped with onion rings, tomato, ketchup, and Smokin Smiths BBQ sauce. Mark this snack, SELSBY APPROVED!
Getting things done would be very difficult without the support of our administrative staff. As our March Admin of the Month, Adam will receive an audio cassette tape of whale noises. In addition to that, he will get to park on Selsby property!
This is Josh. No one really knows exactly what he does rather accepts the fact that his work with small children is purely professional. It is understood that everyone, as well as Josh, is working to improve the Selsby collective and that’s all that matters.
Mr. Max Sanchez tests new products for our clients to provide them with positive feedback. In this picture, Max is crazy excited about this new lavatory seat! With this kind of enthusiasm, it's not just a potty, it’s a PARTY!! Thumbs up eh Max!
Selsby Corp. is under constant surveillance by heavily armed forces. Anyone or anything that has issue with the Selsby collective will be met and put down by an overwhelming and almost eerie level of hostility. Seen here, with her Uzi, is Commander General Nancy, who enjoys long walks on the beach, wearing red earmuffs, and firing until there are no more bullets.
