This is what happens when you don’t cover your bowl of clam chowder… Solution- cover your bowl.
Extreme Hair
Some of our clients have written us asking for a Selsby solution to combat unmanageable back hair. According to research and a Gallup pole, back hair is attributed to many problems. The greatest of which includes physical assault on people with back hair by people sporting the “Power Mullet”. These mullet fanatics do not approve of people with back hair because, “they have party in the back”. The Selsby solution for severe back hair is simply to wear it proud, as our own Captain Back Hair shown here.
Mental Illness
This poor child has suffered from severe ADD and until recently, had regular head injuries. The Selsby solution was this sparkly helmet, perfect with any outfit or severe beating.
All Wrapped Up
Solution- don’t pass out in the lobby of a building you don’t live in…
